![]() ![]() ![]() Today’s Jaded Ian - I don’t know how this thing got axed from the new Battlestar Galactica because clearly it was important as shit. Fucking Cylons! (I swore a lot as a child-bad parenting.) One time it saved them from a fire and I don’t even care if every single episode that featured a space dog fight used the same footage because this awesome robo-dog-panda is in the show! Apollo rules!įirst we mastered space travel. It’s a robot but it’s also some kind of panda dog thing and it will attack Cylons. Muffit II from Battlestar Galactica Back then Ian – This thing is wicked awesome. As a Canadian, I had limited access to any decent robo-schools as our government focused more on beaver hunting and innuendo.Īnyway, just because robots are cool doesn’t mean all robots are cool. I think I may have planned to be a robot at some point in my life but of course that’s silly. It’s not surprising then that, as a child, I was pretty much all about robots. Four Terminator movies have predicted it and I refuse to believe Arnold Schwarzenegger would put his support behind a piece of fiction that wasn’t at least 50 percent prophetic. I’m forced to assume that’s what was going on when I was about 10 or so, how else can I explain any of this?Įveryone knows robots are awesome and will one day destroy us all in a well-deserved orgy of robo-destruction. Why else would they like them? It’s only later in life you can look back and wonder if maybe your parents smothered you with a pillow at night, just enough to lower your IQ a few points below the national average. Most kids are pretty convinced that the things they like are, by default, awesome. But also, there was a lot of awesomeness. If you’re like me, when you think back on your childhood under the stairs, it was a lot of frantic prayers and candle wax burns. ![]()
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